Ami

Ami, ami said you suck

If you cut open a hole in outer space, you might think Mario is going to come out like, “It's-a me, Mario!” but that's just not the case. Mario may have gone to outer space, but that was in a game, I’m talking about real life. I'll tell you who WILL be coming out of the hole you cut among the stars above. You'll see me, and guess what I'd hand you once I come out of the hole in outer space: a BIG FAT stack of cards! Then I will say to you, “It's-a me, Ami. Pick a card, any card.” Once you go to pick your card (which I know you will do because you're just so nice to me and such a good person, causing you to want to listen to everything I tell you to do), Ill close my eyes, you'll pick, then put it back. Then, I will shuffle that stack. Now, here is the problem. Idk how to shuffle, so I end up dropping ALL the cards, and they scatter all over the infinite land, and because I'm not fast enough to catch the cards, I start bawling my eyes out in embarrassment and you'll gain second-hand embarrassment. ok bye

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